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Where do you take 25 flight attendants on an epic trip? Coron, Palawan, Philippines of course!

Whenever I’m asked by people where to go to the Philippines, fair or not, I always say this: Manila for a day or two then go either to the what I call the Philippine trifecta: Boracay, El Nido and Coron

PILOTS EXPOSED: 10 Things (plus one) you always wanted to ask a Pilot (Part 1)

You make on average, quadruple what flight attendants make. Why do you like free airplane food and why can’t you cover the van tip?

Pilots are just plain old cheap. That stems from the way many of us were broke as hell learning to fly and even broker when we worked as a flight instructor. Never thought about picking up the van tip! I always tip the diver and leave a tip in the hotel.

The deep, dark secrets of SFO

Secretive, cheap and good are qualities I look for not only in my hookers but also my food, and D and K food truck fits the bill. Now it’s a pain in the ass to look for but I know it’s where the SFO taxis park by Terminal 3.

10 things you always wanted to ask a flight attendant. (Part 1)

The plane is one of the most disgusting places you can ever be. It has to be. Bathrooms are tiny and so fucking gross. If your horny self can even muster the power to bone someone on the plane, more power to you, but it does happen.

Why Belgium is so dope

Visiting Belgium has helped me with my lifestyle choices. Because of Belgium, I have sworn off Belgian Waffles. Not because it is high in sugar or cholesterol, but I am now a Belgian Waffle snob. I will never ever have a Belgian waffle ever again, unless its in Belgium.

Marry me and you’ll fly for free…

This is a joke that we throw around more often than not. Well, this statement is not entirely true. As flight attendants, we do have to pay taxes and other fees for that plane ticket. This benefit also comes with a few caveats, none bigger than the fact that we are going to fly STANDBY. […]

Malaysia, diversity at its finest.

Timeline: July 3-6 2018. SFO-TPE-KUL KUL-TPE-SFO via EVA Air. When I think about countries to visit, I tend to choose countries that are, let’s just say not in a lot of people’s bucket lists, and Malaysia is one of those. Perhaps not as popular as its South East Asian neighbors Thailand or Vietnam, Malaysia is […]

Yes, it’s another travel blog.

Yes, I just happen to be a flight attendant, a “stewardude” as I would like to call myself, which makes it relatively easy to go wherever I do please. I have never in a thousand years thought I would be one, but 7 years later, here I am, still not fired, still pouring diet cokes […]